alice... where are you?
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
mushhead yum time palace
my cuz is a tripper, i think. he seems to be pretty cool. just like me. look at the house he bought me...
alice... where are you?
alice... where are you?
note to adults- this is a secret
ahhh man.
it has recently been brought to my attention that adults are reading this. that might not be good for the health of you adults out there.
no need to panic. i'm okay. i'm not going to kill myself. i'm not on too many drugs. i actually might be exaggerating a little bit when i say some of the things i say. but most importantly, i'm not pregnant. that is the most important thing to remember... i'm not procreating.
what else, what else.... fuck i don't know. please stop judging me. it really stresses me out. if you are an adult (especially one that is related to me) and you read this, that means you are stressing me out. and if you know anything about me, stress is my killer. or rather, a bad attitude is my killer, but never mind that.
ugh. just stop telling my dad that you read this and we can keep it our little dirty secret.
it has recently been brought to my attention that adults are reading this. that might not be good for the health of you adults out there.
no need to panic. i'm okay. i'm not going to kill myself. i'm not on too many drugs. i actually might be exaggerating a little bit when i say some of the things i say. but most importantly, i'm not pregnant. that is the most important thing to remember... i'm not procreating.
what else, what else.... fuck i don't know. please stop judging me. it really stresses me out. if you are an adult (especially one that is related to me) and you read this, that means you are stressing me out. and if you know anything about me, stress is my killer. or rather, a bad attitude is my killer, but never mind that.
ugh. just stop telling my dad that you read this and we can keep it our little dirty secret.
don't waste the time
soooooo............ i heard through a fruit producing vine, one in which can surly be nowhere near as sweet as grapes, that i am a bit of a negative Nancy. i have only known one Nancy and she wasn't negative, so fuck you guys. but whatever. i am a bit spiteful. i can admit that. actually... fuck. I'm negative. so at least i know it. grrrrrr.
really, this time, i do have a plan. but i don't care to speak of it at this point in time. when need be, i will let the world know.
oh but, one step in my plan is mint tea. a whole ass fuck ton of mint tea. i have mint. a mint plant. i have plant. i have water. i have heat. i have mint tea. i have yum in my tum.
who cares... anyways. my dad came to town. he is just the most amazing piece of work i have ever come to know and experience. i understand why i hate most things about most men. it's because my father. he is just too good at making every average American male look like a huge pile of maggot infested shit. Dad=Rad.
I'm watching captain Ron for the second time in one month. the first time was on Tom's boat. this time, I'm just at home. thinking about being on Tom's boat... on the way to St. Helens. Which will be my reality in a few days... i would know when if i was more organized.
Speaking of organization. that is what i will be up too for the next week. organization of life. fuckkkkkk i have so much life organizing to do.
really, this time, i do have a plan. but i don't care to speak of it at this point in time. when need be, i will let the world know.
oh but, one step in my plan is mint tea. a whole ass fuck ton of mint tea. i have mint. a mint plant. i have plant. i have water. i have heat. i have mint tea. i have yum in my tum.
who cares... anyways. my dad came to town. he is just the most amazing piece of work i have ever come to know and experience. i understand why i hate most things about most men. it's because my father. he is just too good at making every average American male look like a huge pile of maggot infested shit. Dad=Rad.
I'm watching captain Ron for the second time in one month. the first time was on Tom's boat. this time, I'm just at home. thinking about being on Tom's boat... on the way to St. Helens. Which will be my reality in a few days... i would know when if i was more organized.
Speaking of organization. that is what i will be up too for the next week. organization of life. fuckkkkkk i have so much life organizing to do.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
PEACE & LOVE
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| Tom can feel the peace. he can not see it, however, because we are half a mile into the great earth. |
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| can you see the wall? tubes of lava. tubes of lava. we penetrate deep. |
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| these last two people loved too much... this was the only time this girl (the one in the red sweatie) woke up long enough from her fuck stupor to actually get out the van. she wasn't even in the class. |
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| i "love" (i found out that i love being ON TOP of the earth, NOT INSIDE of it!) life lessons. or i guess more like, " I like penis and i never want to be one mile into this rock solid planet on my fucking hands and keens crawling into a space that is way to tight for a human to enter." |
wait... + after this one...
love is for losers and i just want a talking dog.
ahhh hahaha no i sure don't! i can tell you that the last thing i want is something that keeps talking to me. the last pet i had kept talking... i should have taped his mouth shut. it's not like he knew what to do with it.
ahhh hahaha no i sure don't! i can tell you that the last thing i want is something that keeps talking to me. the last pet i had kept talking... i should have taped his mouth shut. it's not like he knew what to do with it.
after this... only positivity.
i have a plan.
take one breath at a time.
blink when my eyes are dry.
drink water when i need it.
get a job.
go to school.
become religions.
spew one million needy-mouth-monsters out of my vagina.
inject my blood stream with 20Cc's of any gas.
fall over.
die.
tell society this is the new black.
repeat.
take one breath at a time.
blink when my eyes are dry.
drink water when i need it.
get a job.
go to school.
become religions.
spew one million needy-mouth-monsters out of my vagina.
inject my blood stream with 20Cc's of any gas.
fall over.
die.
tell society this is the new black.
repeat.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
funnyordie
oh kay. whatever. its jewel. i don't care about jewel. but this is funny to me. jewel and funnyordie
or if you want to see what i feel like most of the time, there is this. sometimes funnyordie
or if you just don't have a life and you want to keep watching lame videos, here's one of little bieber. he is a cat. baby bieber is a good actor funnyordie
or if you want to see what i feel like most of the time, there is this. sometimes funnyordie
or if you just don't have a life and you want to keep watching lame videos, here's one of little bieber. he is a cat. baby bieber is a good actor funnyordie
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