dear lovers of love,
I'm currently trying to shit my pants. that is an active statement. i was turtle poking so much that i actually took care of that fucking problem. and on the topic of problems, i have one. or 100. first problem in order is that i'm not getting fucked. more importantly, i don't know where my phone is. also, i lost my pot. no fuck. no pot. no phone. i am a little bit upset. plus i just watched the latest Tustin movie (twilight). oh shit... i forgot one, facebook. i have a big issue with that one. facefuck is fucking the turtle poke out of my ass and i'm not stoked. you would think it was cool to have your pipes cleaned, but(buttt), no. i just want to be the star of a romcom and i want regular bowel movements( touch my poo hole) and i want facefuck(book) to stop stalking me... i know i'm hot, but i'm not cool. so... stop social networking my super sweet ass.
find my phone and i will poke your turtle hole.
no.
not true.
find my phone and i will give you a high five.
hi5.
kris
