which led to...

 my roommate laughing at me at 2 in the morning. and now i love my phone more than anything in the world (besides most everything). when i get my bill, i might just love that razor that I've had for 6 years even more. and then i will realize that i love scrabble way more and i will think to myself, "why yes, beating AlJean at scrabble is far better than anything else that i have ever done on a phone... besides accidentally film some hottie on the bus who caught me filming him."