i went shooting today and i realized that fucking shit up is the best form of medication... ever. that's probably why the japanese have "smash shacks". although, i would find shooting the dishes with a shotgun would be more of a stress release. especially if they were dirty and someone was throwing them off the roof, like clay pigeons, just like in that scene in "don't tell mom the babysitters dead". unfortunately with that scene, there is a "factual error" because, although the sound effects are those of a shoot gun, in fact, kenny is not using a shotgun, he is using a bee bee gun.
anyways... guns are cool, as long as your not shooting someone. well, i mean, i guess if your shooting someone you know and its with a gun that won't kill them, that's sort of a different story. i would love to shoot my friends sometimes. not because i'm mad at them, but if they were shooting me as well. paintball, for example. that shit is legit... and fun. airsoft guns are a blast, as well. no pun intended.
now maybe, if it wasn't one in the morning, i would include a few lovey photos of my crazy uncle and slightly mental mother and myself (who obviously has some issues upstairs, but i'm not going there right now) figuratively shooting our brains out. but... it is one in the morning and shelby is forcing me to wake up early. so these things will just have to wait... till, tomorrow, probably.
until then, if you are interested in feeling high without actually "getting high" go watch "tron" or read the book "DMT the spirit molecule" and trip the fuck out!
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