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Snow and ice.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Double up
This picture is retarded small, but I guess so am I. Cheers to a lovely day of me being a lazy shit head and not sailing.
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Nicky Martin
Okay, yes it is true that you may or may not be able to understand a single word that is being said (or sang, rather) but this is a great song about a great guy!
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Sunday, March 20, 2011
tom bomb feeeeenoooommmmmmmmmmmm
Dear Tom,
you are so amazingly selfless. you are a true friend. i hope that you know that i consider you to be my brother. i love to make you mad and i love that you do the same to me. you helped me out today, in a way that not many people would. its something else... to have you as a friend. i wrote this a while ago (you should know when... because of the pie) but i stopped writing it and i never posted it because i was sort of being a jerk. but the only reason i went out of my way is because you mean a lot to me as a great friend and i would never pick on someone who did not deserve my time and effort. thanks again!
"holy shit... last night, the tv behind my face took me on a wild ride! three dreams, i can clearly recall. the first involves a bear mauling, the second involves the pie i'm about to make as well as a love affair between me, justin beber and too random people and the third was a sailing adventure in the Caribbean!
okay so i'm going to write these out like this was my dream journal. first, before i forget, i clearly remember tom, who is a vegetarian, telling me that he was glad that he finally ate bacon! lelia made him dinner and apparently she included bacon and tom decided that bacon did not count against his vegetarian ways. this dream may have sprung from my true and utter disgust and surprise that tom never checks labels for things like, say, GELETON! which he ate and was not concerned about this, in the slightest. or maybe he just acted that way because he was so embarrassed that i totally called him on out it in front of about 6 other people. he is totally not a vegetarian. gelatin is made out of the boiled bones, skins and tendons of animals. suck it tom, your a fake! this lovely website also informed me that "rennet, traditionally used as a coagulating agent in cheese making, is derived from the digestive juices of slaughtered calves." tom eats a lot of fancy cheese, further proof that his is a huge liar! so tom, you fucker, you can't eat skittles, glazed candies, white sugar, marshmallows, warchestershie sauce, Caesar dressing, jello, most wines... basically anything with gelatin, rennat, lipase, pepsin, suet, tallow, lard or carmine (and technically isinglass but tom further belittles true vegetarians by eating fish and fish by products). and what about cruelty! hmmmm?
okay, so now im done bashing tom. back to my dreams and why i'm about to make the most crazy awesome delicious pie ever!!!!
dream # 1
phil, shelby some random guys that are phils friends, and i, are hiking up pilot butte in bend. but pilot butte is actually this mega huge cider cone volcano that looks more like lava butte on steroids than it looks like pilot butte. and instead of being in the center of a bustling little city, this butte we are climbing is way out in the boondocks! "
and i never finisher it! oh well. i remember what happened in this dream world of mine, and that's all that counts!
you are so amazingly selfless. you are a true friend. i hope that you know that i consider you to be my brother. i love to make you mad and i love that you do the same to me. you helped me out today, in a way that not many people would. its something else... to have you as a friend. i wrote this a while ago (you should know when... because of the pie) but i stopped writing it and i never posted it because i was sort of being a jerk. but the only reason i went out of my way is because you mean a lot to me as a great friend and i would never pick on someone who did not deserve my time and effort. thanks again!
"holy shit... last night, the tv behind my face took me on a wild ride! three dreams, i can clearly recall. the first involves a bear mauling, the second involves the pie i'm about to make as well as a love affair between me, justin beber and too random people and the third was a sailing adventure in the Caribbean!
okay so i'm going to write these out like this was my dream journal. first, before i forget, i clearly remember tom, who is a vegetarian, telling me that he was glad that he finally ate bacon! lelia made him dinner and apparently she included bacon and tom decided that bacon did not count against his vegetarian ways. this dream may have sprung from my true and utter disgust and surprise that tom never checks labels for things like, say, GELETON! which he ate and was not concerned about this, in the slightest. or maybe he just acted that way because he was so embarrassed that i totally called him on out it in front of about 6 other people. he is totally not a vegetarian. gelatin is made out of the boiled bones, skins and tendons of animals. suck it tom, your a fake! this lovely website also informed me that "rennet, traditionally used as a coagulating agent in cheese making, is derived from the digestive juices of slaughtered calves." tom eats a lot of fancy cheese, further proof that his is a huge liar! so tom, you fucker, you can't eat skittles, glazed candies, white sugar, marshmallows, warchestershie sauce, Caesar dressing, jello, most wines... basically anything with gelatin, rennat, lipase, pepsin, suet, tallow, lard or carmine (and technically isinglass but tom further belittles true vegetarians by eating fish and fish by products). and what about cruelty! hmmmm?
okay, so now im done bashing tom. back to my dreams and why i'm about to make the most crazy awesome delicious pie ever!!!!
dream # 1
phil, shelby some random guys that are phils friends, and i, are hiking up pilot butte in bend. but pilot butte is actually this mega huge cider cone volcano that looks more like lava butte on steroids than it looks like pilot butte. and instead of being in the center of a bustling little city, this butte we are climbing is way out in the boondocks! "
and i never finisher it! oh well. i remember what happened in this dream world of mine, and that's all that counts!
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why walk? just roll.
"sometimes i cant believe it. im moving past the feeling into the night"
oh my goddess. i wan to curl up in a ball and bawl. i stopped feeling sorry for myself, but sometimes, you just need to cry for yourself.
i thought that my life for the next 4 months was over. no sailing, no shralpin, no work, no walk, no dance. thank you, kristine, for never second guessing your decisions today. here we go... this should be good....
you know when you were little, and you never actually KNEW what clouds were? maybe you were like me, and you thought that they were made by those massive metal pillars that were the center of your little town... maybe you knew that it was just your Mother that conducted this ceremony in the sky in which we call weather, or maybe you thought it was snow in a far off land... whatever the case, these clouds bring things... things that make you wet. that make your life possible. things that make your life better. fuck, who cares what they bring to you personally... its all the same.
point is... you see a cloud in the sky.... you sort of know what it is. kind of like everything in life... you sort of know what is going on. but not.
clouds are the arm that churns the butter that is the snow on the hill that i like to slide down on. sometimes this snow mimics the clouds that make it... deceptive.
i saw some yum time chowder. i followed a path. i took the one less traveled. the crystalized water under my feet fell. and i fell with it. we fell together... but not in love. we did not fall in love. just because my face is red, does not mean that i am in love. just because my legs are weak, does not mean i am in love. just because my back cracked, does not mean that i had great sex.
no i just fell. i did not fall in love. i just fell with the snow that i was standing on. and when i fell, i felt my foot fleeting. x ray. y ray. my way.
i have the most amazing friends! i have the MOST AMAZING FRIENDS!
who needs to walk anyways, when you can roll!
oh my goddess. i wan to curl up in a ball and bawl. i stopped feeling sorry for myself, but sometimes, you just need to cry for yourself.
i thought that my life for the next 4 months was over. no sailing, no shralpin, no work, no walk, no dance. thank you, kristine, for never second guessing your decisions today. here we go... this should be good....
you know when you were little, and you never actually KNEW what clouds were? maybe you were like me, and you thought that they were made by those massive metal pillars that were the center of your little town... maybe you knew that it was just your Mother that conducted this ceremony in the sky in which we call weather, or maybe you thought it was snow in a far off land... whatever the case, these clouds bring things... things that make you wet. that make your life possible. things that make your life better. fuck, who cares what they bring to you personally... its all the same.
point is... you see a cloud in the sky.... you sort of know what it is. kind of like everything in life... you sort of know what is going on. but not.
clouds are the arm that churns the butter that is the snow on the hill that i like to slide down on. sometimes this snow mimics the clouds that make it... deceptive.
i saw some yum time chowder. i followed a path. i took the one less traveled. the crystalized water under my feet fell. and i fell with it. we fell together... but not in love. we did not fall in love. just because my face is red, does not mean that i am in love. just because my legs are weak, does not mean i am in love. just because my back cracked, does not mean that i had great sex.
no i just fell. i did not fall in love. i just fell with the snow that i was standing on. and when i fell, i felt my foot fleeting. x ray. y ray. my way.
i have the most amazing friends! i have the MOST AMAZING FRIENDS!
who needs to walk anyways, when you can roll!
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Friday, March 11, 2011
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(side note... I have no idea when I took this picture and why I was in this area taking this picture... Why would I take a picture of something that everyone in Portland sees, like every fucking day? Um I guess it has to do with the fact that I fell off my bike one too many times.)
Friday, March 4, 2011
Yum
I ate this and I have no idea what happened for the next 93 hours of my life!
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