you are so amazingly selfless. you are a true friend. i hope that you know that i consider you to be my brother. i love to make you mad and i love that you do the same to me. you helped me out today, in a way that not many people would. its something else... to have you as a friend. i wrote this a while ago (you should know when... because of the pie) but i stopped writing it and i never posted it because i was sort of being a jerk. but the only reason i went out of my way is because you mean a lot to me as a great friend and i would never pick on someone who did not deserve my time and effort. thanks again!
"holy shit... last night, the tv behind my face took me on a wild ride! three dreams, i can clearly recall. the first involves a bear mauling, the second involves the pie i'm about to make as well as a love affair between me, justin beber and too random people and the third was a sailing adventure in the Caribbean!
okay so i'm going to write these out like this was my dream journal. first, before i forget, i clearly remember tom, who is a vegetarian, telling me that he was glad that he finally ate bacon! lelia made him dinner and apparently she included bacon and tom decided that bacon did not count against his vegetarian ways. this dream may have sprung from my true and utter disgust and surprise that tom never checks labels for things like, say, GELETON! which he ate and was not concerned about this, in the slightest. or maybe he just acted that way because he was so embarrassed that i totally called him on out it in front of about 6 other people. he is totally not a vegetarian. gelatin is made out of the boiled bones, skins and tendons of animals. suck it tom, your a fake! this lovely website also informed me that "rennet, traditionally used as a coagulating agent in cheese making, is derived from the digestive juices of slaughtered calves." tom eats a lot of fancy cheese, further proof that his is a huge liar! so tom, you fucker, you can't eat skittles, glazed candies, white sugar, marshmallows, warchestershie sauce, Caesar dressing, jello, most wines... basically anything with gelatin, rennat, lipase, pepsin, suet, tallow, lard or carmine (and technically isinglass but tom further belittles true vegetarians by eating fish and fish by products). and what about cruelty! hmmmm?
okay, so now im done bashing tom. back to my dreams and why i'm about to make the most crazy awesome delicious pie ever!!!!
dream # 1
phil, shelby some random guys that are phils friends, and i, are hiking up pilot butte in bend. but pilot butte is actually this mega huge cider cone volcano that looks more like lava butte on steroids than it looks like pilot butte. and instead of being in the center of a bustling little city, this butte we are climbing is way out in the boondocks! "
and i never finisher it! oh well. i remember what happened in this dream world of mine, and that's all that counts!
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