hair is everywhere

should i cut my hair, or... or drink  hard liqure and post some crazy stupid shit on the internet?

both.
i shall do both.

i already fucking cut a huge chunk out of my hair, and i have been drinking all day. so... so really i have no choice in the matter. except for the whole "i'm going to post some lame crap on the internet" thing. i could avoid that whole thing, but that wouldn't be much fun.

first off, let me tell you how frustrating it is to have a computer that thinks that the year is 2003.
this is a problem.
this is a fucking problem because when i turn my computer on, it tells itself that its 2003 and the problem with that is... the year is 2012.
when you think it is one year and really it is not, you might not have the information needed to work properly... even though you do.

alright, fuck that shit.
back to this.

i think i should cut more of my hair off. it's heavy. my head hurts. my neck can't hold all of this. so i'm probably going to have to whack all this stupid shit off. here in lies yet another problem. this time, the problem is me. i want long hair, right?! but i keep cutting it off. i once bought a wig and i tore it off about 3 hours after i put it on. i have never seen it since. i miss that wig. i looked natural in that long, black wig. people thought that i had long black hair... retards. my hair is short and blond and i look like i have a fucking mental issue because no one in their right mind would cut their hair the way i did.