I found this, hidden on my computer... well it's only like, what, 2 days old.
"geez... you wanna know what an adult is?! it's someone who sits in their house at 10:30 pm eating Kraft mac and cheese. but hold on. this is gourmet m&c. there are other kinds of cheese in here. and these noodles are HOT. really, i made them that way. all hot and shit. with hot sauce and peppers and stuff.
fuck. i am not an adult. that requires rational decisions... like not trying to ride a bike with a totally flat tire. or eating your roommates m&c. hey... that roommate moved out. so it needed to be eaten.
adults also do really important things, like making sure other adults sign contracts to do hair commercials for the hair dye that they don't use. also adults get naked when their roommates are not around. I'm naked, in my house, doing commercials for l'orea hair dye. try my product. TRY MY PRODUCT!!! try my product try my fucking product. "
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