the child named mainlander will ride into your hearts and minds

haha... silly me! i don't need to quit the things that i love oh so much, i just need to do more of some of the other things that i love oh so much. like riding my bike. sure fire way to see some truly banging hotties in this fine city of Portland Oregon. i rode my bike to meet ig and her sister and her sisters sweet heart. there are numerous perks to riding your bike, besides the obvious... saving money, getting exercise, saving the world, whatever. but you also have a lot of time to stare at any fine pieces of meat that pass you by. and something that is even more excellent is that fact that your bound to see these people later. people who ride their bikes do it all the time. the chances of running into a fine fox twice in one day are extremely high. take for instance, this silly boy named Ryan. He's not really what i would consider to be the kind of banging hottie that i want to see twice in one day, but i did see him twice in one day, at least 50 blocks away from the first place i saw him. hence my point here.

Something that is even more phenomenal about this bike situation is that i'm getting better at it. less body sliding and more tire rotation on the pavement.

i had to deal with my phone today. i stopped paying my phone bill. this is not something the phone company likes. i told them that i would never pay it and they had to hunt me down, which would be totally possible in this day and age. no one is ever going to figure out where i'm hiding because technology has not made it that far yet, at least not on my razor phone and i still don't have a computer chip in my passport so maybe i actually could get away intodewilde and be lost to this place i consider to be my unfortunate reality in the concrete jungle. 

mainlander is busy fucking me right now. i have to pay a deposit. i told them they could deposit it into their asses because i will not pay it.

its really unfortunate that the property management company that is currently stealing all of my money is called mainlander. this is because i want to name my child mainlander. stone crusher tron mega mainlander dewilde. he will be one of those foxy mother fuckers you stupid un-born girls will fall off your bike for. so watch out... in like, i don't know, never many years from now.its a harsh world, stone crusher might never make it to it.