I went to the mountain that goes by the name of St. Helens. Unfortunatley, I was confused about my alarm and the time that is was going off at, so naturally, I was really late to the party. This was funny to me, right!? I had two van loads of people waiting for me and when I got there, I was pretty heady, not to mention,i just woke up, like, 15 minutes prior to this early morning rendezvous. This is what I wrote while I sat in the back of a full 12 person van:
"I love being the last one everwhere, especially when I am so high. I reek of pot and probably beer... I guess I sort of care, but its just annoying, if anything. Seriously, i just need everyone to step back and take a breath. These people are really serious. So hard on the seriousness of serious, these people are. I made these people wait and move seats around and now they want to talk about the future! WE ARE NOT MARRIED. geez. I need a pillow for my head to sleep in this car. I'm fucking tired. I just saw two cats. Fuck, I'm so tired. This is how i feel about people- i don't like them. I'm fucking sick of people. I want to live in the woods and spend about zero percent of my time talking to fucking idiots."
Good stuff... well I spent the rest of the way sleepiong. Later, the teacher asked me if I had slept at all last night, which i had, quite a bit, actually. Anyways... here is my day in a few photos with a few words...
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These women kept farting and they had funny southerner accents. I feel like this will be me when i grow up... on a tour bus with all my old lady friends, farting and talking about how much exercise I'm getting today while i sit on a fucking bus and fart my brains out. They were cute, though. |
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We watched a poorly edited video. The screen was in front of a huge window and Tom said that they probably open the curtains up when the movie was over. Hey, what do you know, they did just that! Tom is so smart. |
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Tom took this one of me. |
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I took this one of Tom. |
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These people ended up throwing this dead baby into the crater... |
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We went and saw the wetness. |
These last two pictures are of the St. Helens ash figurines that I bought for all of my friends and family. It's Santa Claus and he is riding various animals, such as a dolphin or a goose, as showcased here.
I remember that day in May....over 30 yrs ago all covered with snow SHE BLOWS! Now Kristine for a geology credit goes!....57 humans gone with the blast...now figurines in ash they cast?....Then trees lay flat!...Give them another 20 years and they'll be back! So pass the gas from your weary ass!
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