come to me ( "or in me" is what i should have said)

grrrrr. i'm trying really hard to make my life hard. or easy. so live with me. here is my plea for money...


eat my shorts (or the stuff inside)

"Live with us because we want you in our semi hot/cold house.

3 bedroom, 1 bath, relatively large backyard, garage storage and basement storage with washer and dyer. Rent includes all utilities (cable internet/TV, electricity, washer and dyer, etc.).
I am a 24 year old female botany student at Portland State University. I sail boats, snowboard, surf, listen to music that I consider to be pretty dope. My roommate has lived in this house for 3 years and he is a 27 year old male who has recently graduated college. When not working, my fellow living companion enjoys skiing, running in organized events, and drinking beer that I have never heard of. We consider ourselves to be consumers of fine cheese, but we are also relatively poor.

Some cool things to consider....
-very close proximity to Mt. Tabor and all it's splendor
-Montavilla bars/restaurants/coffee shops
-bus lines that take you to where you want to go (the 15 stops at our door)
-MAX stations that you can bike/walk to


We would like a roommate that has money enough to pay rent on time, one that will not steal our stuff, one that will be considerate and yet understanding. We keep a tight ship; clean kitchen, clean bathroom, and clean living room. Your room is your room... do what you will but if you fuck it up... well I guess we will cross that bridge if need be… which means that will never happen.
We both have busy schedules and we want a roommate that is going to be occupied with realistic life stuff… such as education or work. We are chill. We want chill. We party, but not so much at our house. We are very active… rain or shine. Camping, surfing, snowboarding, skiing, running, biking, hiking, mind-time-space warping. We want it all and we want someone who is not mad at the world… because we are happy people."