eat more drugs, learn, be a better person.

hey you dumb fucks... be a mushhead like me! science is blowing my mind, like all of the time!

i want to be a mycologist. or actually, i should say, i'm going to be a mycologist. not because i like to get high on mushrooms, no, its actually because i think fungi is really interesting.

yesterday, i woke up to a dozen roses, hot coffee and homemade breakfast (remember when i was talking about Dad=Rad...) and i have not been more excited to actually be awake. unfortunately, my bad attitude crept up on me, like how this nail fungus snuck up on this poor sap.

so we went on a walk in forest park to remedy this problem. i found at least 5 different species of fungi. one of which i can not identify. but never mind that. the morel (hahaha that's a mushhead joke, morel, moral, do you get it???????)  is that i need nature in my life, like every fucking second. i sat in my lame house(which needs one more person in it (ie i need a fucking roommate)) filled with things that make me want to curl up in a pile of coarse woody debris to end it all, but then i saw all the coarse woody debris and i thought about how much i want to munch on mushrooms and make marry of my life.

fathers know best.

i'm going to move into forest park and mush out on my head... see you never.