note to adults- this is a secret

ahhh man.

 it has recently been brought to my attention that adults are reading this. that might not be good for the health of you adults out there.

no need to panic. i'm okay. i'm not going to kill myself. i'm not on too many drugs. i actually might be exaggerating a little bit when i say some of the things i say. but most importantly, i'm not pregnant. that is the most important thing to remember... i'm not procreating.

what else, what else.... fuck i don't know. please stop judging me. it really stresses me out. if you are an adult (especially one that is related to me) and you read this, that means you are stressing me out. and if you know anything about me, stress is my killer. or rather, a bad attitude is my killer, but never mind that.

 ugh. just stop telling my dad that you read this and we can keep it our little dirty secret.