K-Rabs for Americans on the go in the need of vitamin D

okay okay okay here we go. I'm stealing all these goodies from tom because he knows Mike Hunt and Mike Hunt made this whole thing possible.

i tried to give everyone crabs. watch how i fail at giving everyone crabs. i need a K-Rad... maybe i can give one of them K-Rabs.

but before you go to toms page to look at all the snazzy photos he took, you should read my words...

we went on a sailing trip. we drove to a boat. we drove onto the boat. we talked about sailing and about sex with other sailors. we drank and we smoked and we had no wind. so we made up games. we made up a show. I'm a lion/eagle/ring tailed-lemur. i won. i won again. i won a lot. i am undefeated. we shall see how long that lasts. i was a princess in a tower on top on a mountain. we were asked to leave. i am still a princess. we drank more. we sailed less. some did not sail. we stayed undefeated. hahaha. i drank more. to went home. the end. toms story is better...

YUM TIME FOR YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click this shit, OKAY, just do it.

... go to Tom's page, he is cool and he will not give you viruses or crabs or K-Rabs.
plus, tom has all the cool videos and pictures from our trip.