i have a strong desire to eat nonfoods, which basically means i'm dead.

i stopped writing in here because i'm really busy fucking myself. literally and figuratively. Its like, i don't know, 9ish (which is a huge lie, the "i don't know what time it is" for crying in the night i'm practically writing this lie on a giant, mega smart clock) in the morning, and i just left class to go cry in the bathroom (that's not true either. i left because i thought that i had to do something, but turns out, i don't, but now i don't want to go back because i already left, and that would be sort of weird, which is equally not true because its a class of some 200 students and no one would notice). while i'm giving my eyes a swirly with my tears, i decided that its high time i go back to bed for a while. i think i'm dieing from lack of iron... i'm pretty sure that's what my grandma was tiring to convince our family of when she was dieing... i don't know if that's really a legitimate reason to die though. anyways... my iron deficiency problem... so i looked up the symptoms. and it sounds like... sounds like everyone has this problem. i concocted this assumption based on this one particular symptom:
"A strong desire to eat nonfoods such as ice, paint or dirt. A condition called pica."

who does NOT have this problem. i'm constantly wanting to eat nonfoods, such as acid and molly. A condition called "self medication".

at this point in my morning, i decided that if i'm capable of self diagnosing myself with one disease (or problem, or whatever iron deficiency is), i should be able to do it with other diseases too. so i typed in "symptoms of dil" and before i could type anymore, this giant, mega smart clock (ie the computer) has helped me diagnose myself with something called Dilutional hyponatremia (okay before i go any further, i should say that i was trying to type in "symptoms of delusions" which i was obviously spelling wrong. moreover, there are no signs of delusions, for delusions are actually signs of schizophrenia or some other "i'm-totally-bat-shit-crazy" disease).
Here are the symptoms for Dilutional hyponatremia:
fatigue, irritability, nausea, vomiting, restlessness, loss of appetite, headache, altered mental status, hallucination, impaired consciousness, confusion, muscle weakness, muscle spasms, muscle cramps.

So basically, this another disease that most of the people i know have. Dilutional hyponatremia is just a more educated way of telling people that your "wickedly hungover" from the well know condition called "self medication".

Speaking of being "wickedly hungover" from "self medication", i did not suffer from these diseases this fine Halloween weekend. i did however manage to get away with being naked. more on that later... when i have more pictures.