things that i now know:
1) it takes time to really love someone, i mean... to REALLY LOVE SOMEONE!
2) it takes time to really hate someone... YA! TO REALLY HATE SOMEONE.
3) the only person i hate is me.
4) the only person that i feel i don't know... well that would be me.
5) five is 2 more than three
6) i really don't like lists. i thought that i did, but i forget to write them, and how can you accomplish anything on a list if you forget to write one?
i hate this stupid list. i hate $20 "Deago" words. although, i would fuck Deago if his girlfriend would only let me! the only thing is... he is too short. i don't want to fuck a short person. i'm short... i don't need any other short people in my life besides people who are younger than me, or shelby jones.
speaking of short... short is what my tolerance is for everything. i like to tell people that i hate them... when i really love the fuck out of them. hey all you lambs... watch the next episode of oprah... a bunch of stupid women want to marry jesus. if that doesn't make you feel really good about your life, well, that sucks because that shit is so sad and so funny. or rather, just really, really weird. and why is that legal? how come, like, 13 woman can marry jesus (take in mind, he sort of died a really long time ago... and i'm talking about 13 woman marring ONE dood... pretty sure thats called polygamy) but two doods can't get married to each other?
For the record... My last name isn't jones anymore. Ha. That's ok though you had to call me that for over twenty years so I'll cut you some slack. I'm still regretting not making Justin take my last name. That's just the feminist in me coming out. Oh yeah and Oprah's hot.
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