white stuff... cum and pow. i can not get enough.

oh my goodness.. what the fuck did i do to myself! online dating is exhausting. after 5 days... i'm over it. this shit is too much. i mean, yes, i want some Tom, Dick, and Harry in my life, but shit... i don't need 15 emails a day from fucking weirdos all over the state of Crazy.

in my defence, well... what else would i be doing? besides defending myself? ummm... where was i going with this???

here... here is where i was going...

I really can't imagine talking to some many fucking idiots on the Internet. serious. why would anyone want to do this to themselves? i had the best pinball score of my LIFE tonight! and the bar was playing the SOUNDTRACK to my middle/high school days... so i asked the lady in charge of the liquor,

 "is this a cd from your childhood?"
"misfits Pandora radio, GURL!"
and i just rolled the change around in my hand and said, "FUCK YA, this shit rules supreme"
she clasped her hands and bowed as if in praise of my praise of her.
fuck ya, shit was legit.

shit was legit until i drank a beer and my score decreases with every game i played. and i wonder why they make laws against drunk driving??!!!!


ALSO... MEADOWS!!!!!!!!! you could give me truck loads of ice cream cake, red velvet cupcakes, lace underwear, bottles on fine whisky, and all the cheesy noodles in the world, and i would give them all up for the fresh pow that meadows gave me on the second day of the season!