my mom made me dress up as a witch... but it looked so good.

once upon a time, there was this girl who had a mind that was not so kind. this mind, it was a crafty one. the twists and turns led everyone to believe that she was a witch. did i say witch? i meant bitch. ya, a full on bitch. unfortunately, this little child could not see these things... she thought that she was a peach. heres the thing about a witch that is actually a bitch... they will never hear a word you say. in fact, that stupid witch will purposely ignore every word you say if she doesn't like the way it sounds. so this magical witch took every word and turned it with a twist. you will never want a bitch witch to turn your words around in such a stitch. because.... welll fuck... because when that shit happens... your fucked.